seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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