I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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