We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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