i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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