they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Randomize
