They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
no you cant smoke seaweed
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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