If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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