I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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