You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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