hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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