Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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