hotel room ftw
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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