As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She told me I should be a condom model.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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