Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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