I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
dude. I can hear the air.
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