you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just pee around me
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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