I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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