Me. At least after what I've been through.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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