He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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