Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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