Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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