I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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