these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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