Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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