how can u be prego again
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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