he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
