Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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