question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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