Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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