You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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