Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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