he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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