yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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