I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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