He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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