He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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