I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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