he puts the penis in happiness.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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