i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
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