Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Do plants get herpes?
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