I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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