It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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