ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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