And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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