Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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