yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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