she was so not down for the gang bang
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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