His hands were made for my vagina.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
My dick has a subreddit
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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