I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
