We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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