All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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