D3 body, D1 cock
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize