can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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