can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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