So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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