alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Randomize
