I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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