i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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