He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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